Nev The Barber: of Man-Cave fame
One definition of a ‘man cave’ on Urban Dictionary states the following:
“A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a male person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve himself in certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the male that uses it without interferance from any female influence.”
There is one such place found within the realm of Duke Juddypoo’s land in Glenwood- Nev the Barber. I joketh not. When I found this little oasis of serenity at the back of The Corner Cafe, I knew my life would change… well, alteast on the days I needed a haircut.
No longer will I have to listen to the shrilly voice of a newly out of school girl telling me:
“Like OMG man, your hair is like so thin I want steal its diet plan and become it’s BFF”. The only other alternative was to pass the time reading one of many magazines informing me of the top 10 ways woman in my life should combat my male emotional retardation or 5 easy ways to get through “my” special time of the month.
No longer. I shall go to Nev the Barber, watch ESPN Sports Centre and read the Zig-Zag. Boom! This just happened!
Let us meet Nev, guardian of the man-cave.
Where would MTV Cribs find you?
Have they changed any street names there? Just joking, don’t answer..
Edward Scissor Hands or Sweeney Todd..
Sweeney todd- it’s a funnier, darker vibe.
(I like how Nev tried to space the ratio out by using big numbers. 5 in 10 is the same as 1 in 2 buddy.)
Do you think people would like Julius Malema more if he just chilled out and got his afro on?
Probably, I know I would.
If you could cut one guy’s hair who would it be?
James Dean. He’s the ultimate guy. And my favourite cut in my style arsenal is a modernized take on his style.
And the worst/hardest cut you have to do?
Stripes on the side of the head.
That’s racist Nev. Moving on.
Nev the Barber is open between 06:30 and 17:00 weekdays; 08:00 and 13:00 on Saturdays.
A cut is R100. It’s R80 if you’re young enough to be at school or old enough to not remember what school you went to.
Call Nev on 071 898 7555 to book an appointment, or just rock up!